英文笑話-夫妻篇

Husband : Before I married you, I never thought of saving.
Wife : And now?
Husband : Now I'm thinking what a lot I could have saved if I hadn't married you . 

先生：在我娶你以前，從沒想到存錢。
妻子：現在呢？
先生：現在我想，如果沒有娶你的話，我可以存好多錢。