英文小笑話

Voice over Telephone: Hello, is this the pawnbroker's?
Pawnbroker: Yes,sir.
Voice throuth Telephone: What tie is it ,please?
Pawnbroker: I am not here to tell you the time.
Voice through Telephone: But,sir, it's you who have my watch.
電話傳來的聲音：喂，是當舖老闆嗎？
當舖老闆：是的，先生。
電話傳來的聲音：請問幾點了？
當舖老闆：我不是專門告訴你時間的。
電話傳來的聲音：可是，先生，是你拿了我的手錶。