英文笑話-making a wish

A woman got an antique Magic Mirror from the flee market which claims will make your wish come true. So the woman took it home and made a wish : " Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, please make my breast to forty-four." Suddenly, the magic happens. Her breast is getting larger and larger to size 44. Her boy friend saw what had happened to her and couldn't wait to make a wish himself. So the guy said to the the mirror: " Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, please make my "it" to the floor." Then the "Miracle" happens. The guy's legs were getting shorter and shorter and finally his "it" did reach the floor.