英文笑話-making a wish

A woman got an antique Magic Mirror from the flee market which claims will make your wish come true. So the woman took it home and made a wish : " Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, please make my breast to forty-four." Suddenly, the magic happens. Her breast is getting larger and larger to size 44. Her boy friend saw what had happened to her and couldn't wait to make a wish himself. So the guy said to the the mirror: " Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, please make my "it" to the floor." Then the "Miracle" happens. The guy's legs were getting shorter and shorter and finally his "it" did reach the floor.

身體不舒服時一定要了解的英文-實用醫學名辭

腳踝扭傷 have a sprained/twisted ankle

肌肉拉傷 have a strained muscle 

瘀青 have a bruise

眼睛被打黑 have a black eye

割傷 have a cut

____部酸痛 have a sore _____

消化不良 have indigestion

便秘 have constipation

抽筋 have cramps

拉肚子 have diarrhea

流鼻血 have a bloody nose

流鼻水 have a runny nose

中風 have a stroke

中暑 have a heat stroke

肩膀脫臼 have a dislocated shoulder

發炎 have an infection

香港腳 have athlete's foot

水泡 have a blister

蛀牙 have a cavity

____部發癢 have a itchy ______

細菌 bacteria

抗生素 antibiotic

抗體 antibody

濾過性病毒 virus

嘔吐 vomit

打噴嚏 sneeze

關節炎 arthritis

五十肩 frozen shoulder

昏倒 faint

近視眼 myopia

遠視眼 hyperopia

老花眼 old-age hyperopia

白內障 cataract

結膜炎 conjunctivitis

先天缺陷 congenital defect

打針 have a shot

開處方 prescribe

處方 prescription


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